Vending Machine Combo Version 1.0

[Kamietsu]

Step right up, step right up. The all new Combo Vending Machine. It's twice what your old vending machine ever was! Combine two items together, get what they make! Only there is a catch, you have to use what the vending machine gave at as one of your combination ingredients. Confused? Here's a sample:

Mermaid 1: Inserts a diamonds and an ax.

Mermaid 2: You get an ax made from diamonds!
                   Inserts diamond ax and an orc.

Mermaid 3: You get a dead orc!
                   Inserts dead orc and an Arctic Squid.

Etc.


get it? Pretty simple, yeah?

*inserts cat and paper plates*

[xKelevra]

You get steamed cat.

I insert steamed cat and a plastic tray.

[Korugar]

You get a grossed out cafeteria goer.

I insert a grossed out cafeteria goer and some old fashioned cafeteria food.

[DrunkDestroyer]

You get Child Obesity!

I insert a Vegan Community and two McDonalds burgers.

(In response to the poll, I prefer this one, because it requires more thought, and less random answers. You can see-so far- that the resluting items are directly related to your original items)

[EvaRia]

You get War!
I insert War and Elements.

[Malignant]

You get Woar.

I insert Woar and Pie.

[Kamietsu]

(thanks DD. And though it's not a requirement, and you can just make something completely random from the previous two items, please try to make something that is somehow related to them ^^; it brings an extra element to the game, and don't forget to use the item you gave to the previous poster as one of your items. That part is part of the rules >.>)

You get a Pie Warrior!

I insert a Pie Warrior and a trebuchet.

[Kuroaitou]

This looks fun. Time to whip up some crazy combinations here...

You receive a 5 layered red-velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, alongside a bloodied spoon.

I insert the entire cake and bloodied spoon together with an expired coupon for batteries...

[Kamietsu]

You receive plastic bloody wind-up cake, but with no batteries

I insert the wind-up toy and a flash grenade.

[5pla5h]

You get a wind-up flash grenade.

I insert a wind-up flash grenade and  .

[EmeraldTiger]

you get a black out
insert the black out and a light switch

[QuantumT]

You get more

I insert  and