Vending Machine 5.0

[rowcla]

You get this sentence
I insert 42

[philipapw]

You get a copy of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.

I insert Black Lotus from MTG

[Valyok26]

You get a Supernova that explodes and destroys you along with all Solar System.
I bend vending machine and insert its edge.

[Legit]

You get a replacement vending machine without a bent edge that eats the old vending machine.

I insert $$$man.

[Xenocidius]

You get Legit.

I insert Zanzarino.

[Legit]

You get Elements the Game.

I insert a Christmas tree.

[Aves]

You get a Holiday Tree.
I insert the winner of War # 4.

[PlayerOa]

You get... Me.
I insert a cake.

[ralouf]

You get crumb

I insert an oty (found him in the machine..)

[Kharon]

You get a skeleton seeking revenge...

I insert my middle toe.

[Aves]

You get somebody else's middle toe. Weird.
I insert a towel.

[yee]

The towel got stuck in the machine.

I insert some carpet months to destroy the towel.