Vending Machine 5.0

[yee]

You get a brute caveman from the past.

I insert minced meat.

[artimies7]

You get your arm minced by a robotic arm.

I insert my pillow. (To staunch the flow of blood, you see.)

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a blood-stained feather.

I insert the 101 pages this thread was taken (that must be a record ).

[Djhopper :)]

You get: Nope http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,9545.0.html (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,9545.0.html) (108)

I insert a fig.

[Aves]

You get a loon.
I insert an off topic discussion.

[Gocubbies1212]

You get: Nope http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,9545.0.html (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,9545.0.html) (108)

just thought of that after I posted, but was too lazy to edit.
you get to know that there's no such thing as off-topic discussions on this thread

I insert....  hmmmm  i don't know....  maybe waffles?  waffles are sooooo gooooood.  yum. *licks lips*  OH!  but not as good as...*builds suspense*DUNDUNDUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNone more...I lied.  Now, one more.I insert BLUEBERRY WAFFLESyes.  you came all this way...  just for that.

[Akimbwo]

You get: Nope http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,9545.0.html (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,9545.0.html) (108)

just thought of that after I posted, but was too lazy to edit.
you get to know that there's no such thing as off-topic discussions on this thread

I insert....  hmmmm  i don't know....  maybe waffles?  waffles are sooooo gooooood.  yum. *licks lips*  OH!  but not as good as...*builds suspense*DUNDUNDUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNone more...I lied.  Now, one more.I insert BLUEBERRY WAFFLESyes.  you came all this way...  just for that.

Lol'ed you get a red blueberry (idk)

I insert a jelly bean.

[Aves]

You get some jelly.
I insert more jelly.

[IcedCakeLake]

You get a machine malfunction.

I find other machine and put in a spaghetti taco.

[BluexLightning]

You get 2 spaghetti tacos.
I insert a Pineapple

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a mango.

I insert the best fruit of all....WATERMELLONWhat?  you thought there would be another huge list of spoilers???

[artimies7]

You get a mango.

I insert ice cream.