Vending Machine 5.0

[1chase1997]

you recieve a ninja board.
I put in Eskiv

[ThatOneBullet]

You recieve a small army of smileys:  8) 8) 8) .
I insert a wad of monopoly money...

[Chapuz]

You get Electrum.

I insert a knife.

[Sewdri]

You get gutted.
I insert surgeons.

[Aves]

You get wounds.
I insert better things.

[Djhopper :)]

You get no things.

I insert Aves

[yee]

You get no things.

I insert Aves

You get the note.

I insert some mangas.

[Aves]

You get drained of life.
I insert one metric ton of ethers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ether) (No, not aether. Ether.).

[Djhopper :)]

You get no things.

I insert Aves

You get the note.

I insert some mangas.

Really? Then... Awwww...
You get meh.

I insert the fish of destiny.

[Aves]

You get beaten by Destiny.
I insert the phrase, checking one's factual accuracy.

[Djhopper :)]

You get 

I insert Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0

[Aves]

You get Monopoly 

I insert WoE  's chances