Vending Machine 5.0

[Aves]

You get 5 frozen immaterial otyughs.
I insert a quart of basilisk's blood.

[NikaZaslavsky]

you get to use your two tongues that you got out of the vending machine to lick the ice off my 5 frozen immaterial otyughs

I insert some unstable gas

[Aves]

You get blown away by an explosion.
I insert a Steam Machine.

[NikaZaslavsky]

you get a pile of broken steam machine parts

I insert a refrigerator full of food

[yee]

You get some "nom nom" noises and emty refrigerator.

I insert yellow snow.

[NikaZaslavsky]

You get cleaned white snow

I insert a crimson dragon

[yee]

You get Ruby Dragon.

I insert Gnome Rider.

[NikaZaslavsky]

You get burned by ruby dragon's breath

I insert an azure dragon

[Jocko]

You get Sky Dragon.
I insert myself.

[NikaZaslavsky]

you get killed by the azure dragon inside the vending machine

I insert colossal dragon

[Aves]

You get an error message, and delete all the dragons.
I insert the vending machine 4.0.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get an upgrade!

I insert AFK-ness.