Vending Machine 5.0

[Aves]

You get a fake dollar.
I insert a jar of peanut-butter.

[CoyoteStarrk]

You get an empty jar.

I insert a cup of tea.

[Cookiereaper]

you get irish tea

i insert Knowledge

[Aves]

You get a lack of knowledge.
I insert a website.

[Cookiereaper]

you get..  MASSIVE PORN POP-UPS!

i insert corn

[ZergKing]

you get butter

i insert jam

[Aves]

You get toast.
I insert a butterfly.

[maverixk]

You get your supposed 'permanent' house destroyed.

I insert my dog.

[NikaZaslavsky]

You get a turtle
I insert applesauce

[yee]

You get pearsauce.

I insert strawberries.

[CoyoteStarrk]

You get a raspberry.

I insert sugar.

[yee]

You get white death.

I insert plague.