Vending Machine 5.0

[Qwandri]

You get a children's fiction book.

I insert the philosophy section. (incedentally, that includes all the people who've posted in there. Including me.)

[silux]

you got OH MY! SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE!I CAN'T HANDLE IT!BLAAAARGH!

I insert

[sbluen]

You get an interdimensional portal, which a laser comes out of.

I insert a saved game on a flash drive.

[Qwandri]

You get chain world. (google it.)

I insert religion.

[artimies7]

You get the Bible.

I insert the Library of Congress.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a nerd.

I insert a return.

[Solarias]

You get a nerd.

I insert a return.

You get nothing returned!

I insert antimatter.

[Qwandri]

You get a high-powered laser.

I insert 17 scientists.

[artimies7]

You get a silver keyboard with no space bar key.

I insert the spacebar key missing from qwandri's new keyboard.

[Qwandri]

You get an empty main street bar space.

I insert beer and my fellow terrible people that are americans. Eh, why not. I'll throw in some international terrible people too.

[ZergKing]

you get a television, and on that television you can only see static, then the music starts to play going dundundundundundundundundun......... then out of nowhere a face appears, you take one look at that face and know its- JAPANESE HITLER!

I insert misery, and AIDS

[davidy22]

you get a television, and on that television you can only see static, then the music starts to play going dundundundundundundundundun......... then out of nowhere a face appears, you take one look at that face and know its- JAPANESE HITLER!

I insert misery, and AIDS

You get cyanide and happiness.

I insert a floating point 512-bit long value into the buffer.