Vending Machine 5.0

[ZergKing]

you get nothing exce- IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH IN YO FACE BLAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHH! You die

i insert qwandri

[Qwandri]

You get a Quandary.

I insert a riddle.

[BosTroll]

you get a song
i insert a x box

[ZergKing]

you get a black out kinda like the one i experienced 2 minutes ag
(yes my computer boots that fast)

i insert a Shoop da Whoop

[Qwandri]

You get a white hole.

I insert a sun that's about to go supernova.

[ZergKing]

you get your own mini universe where the sun super novas in yo face

i insert yo-yos

[Qwandri]

You get mummified, then hog-tied.

I insert a pig.

[ZergKing]

you get pig-tied

i insert death

[Qwandri]

Your bindings tighten due to you posting something that was posted already.

I insert The Gorillaz.

[silux]

you got a rock band

i insert two smilies  8) ??? 

[Qwandri]

You get something that I'd actually be able to bring myself to type.

I insert three sawblades and the person who invented smilies.

[silux]

You got a blodshed.Aww

I insert a cutie unicorn pony