Vending Machine 5.0

[aigel]

you get 
i put in 

[ZergKing]

you get nothing
i put in that nothing you got

[Qwandri]

You get tentacle rape for putting in the same thing that someone else did.

I insert the internet.

[aigel]

you get internet por*
i put in a flab of skin

[yee]

You get tattoo.

I insert a lava lamp.

[ZergKing]

you get a lava geyser

i put in warcraft III

[Calindu]

You get an random game.

I insert 

[Qwandri]

You get a wet log.

I insert a globe.

[aigel]

you get a map
i put in an alien

[Qwandri]

You get a planet, which promptly crushes you.

I insert your lifeless body.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a sign that says:  remember to keep it nice, people.

I insert a deadly sin.

[Qwandri]

You get a sign that says: Naughty? Go to Sin Sweeper Acadamy, the acadamy that purges your unholy desires!
As an aside, how was that not okay? I'm not calling names. I'm making jokes.
I insert a blank sign.