Vending Machine 5.0

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a meat.

I insert a Nyan Potion.

[ZergKing]

you get awesome annoyingness

i put in some vending machines

[AMC1445]

you get a note saying that does not go there.

i insert 3 and 1/2 cents.

[ZergKing]

you get nothing for the half cent but for the three cents you get two cents

i put in a unupgraded Lobotomizer

[AMC1445]

you get a surgically removed brain 
i insert 2 cents wat now?

[ZergKing]

you get 1 cent
i insert the brain i got

[AMC1445]

haahaahaa
how come i got 1 cent

[ZergKing]

because everything in the vending machine is more expensive than it would be out

now what did i get for the brain?

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a Lolcat Bible. That's a zombie skeleton creeper.

I insert a shiny pokemon.

[Captain Scibra]

You get a photon.

I insert a skull.

[ZergKing]

you get nothing

i put in existence

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a note that reads: sorry, we only accept things that don't exist. 

I insert a pun