Vending Machine 5.0

[ninjamaster1991]

You get killed.

I insert a firearm.

[sbluen]

You get a broken gun and a peace sign.

I insert pizza seasoning.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a million real dollars, and a signed letter from George Washington. Yay you!

I insert a piece of belly button lint.

[silux]

you got a frlgk

I insert a 

[Time_lord_victorius]

you get (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcMHfkBKVvu88YLC9qYMjnYOxglFspLSXAJbVGS5KoXA-wlJo5dw)

I insert a rod of adamentium

[RagingAlien]

You get a Rod of Tricks Wonders.

I insert Caramell Dansen.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a moneez.

I insert an egg.

[Spiraler]

You get the broken shell of the same egg.
I insert the word insert.

[sbluen]

The vending machine doesn't know what to do with the word insert, and lights itself on fire.

I insert an extinguisher to put out the fire.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a ballpoint pen, and the vending machine is still on fire.

I insert many fire.

[sbluen]

You get a whirling vortex of fire.

I insert Cirno, the ice fairy, to see if she can put out the fire.

[lolicjj]

It turns to salamander, fairy of fire, and make the fire much bigger.
I insert