Vending Machine 5.0

[Funkyvenom]

you get dragged in with me.

I insert an electrical power plant.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get an overloaded Vending Machine.

I insert something.

[Five In One]

You get me! Free again! That'a twice, now, I think... or do alternate timelines not count? And what about clones?

Anyway, on that note, I insert Funkyvenom, even though he's already in there...?

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get killed.

I insert Five In One's ashes.

[kitty45]

You get Five in one
i insert Alzaya-God of thunder

[Five In One]

You get a... *ahem* ...LIGHTNING STRIKE!!!

I insert rubber.

[artimies7]

you get a rubber duck.

I insert my own s***.

[Funkyvenom]

now you get a rubber duck!

I insert a black hole. (not the card but the real deal)

[ninjamaster1991]

you get sucked into the machine.

I insert the card 'sucked into the machine' that you just got.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get an Earth-sized pile of rubble.

I insert the Earth-sized pile of rubble.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get the pet phoenix that I wished for in Corrupt a wish 2.0.

I insert you.

[Five In One]

You get me.

I insert a conveniently located coffee shop.