Vending Machine 5.0

[MegaNom]

You get a very bad hairdo.

I insert the wheel that $$$man got.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get the 3 wheels that $$$man DIDN'T get...

I insert the 'any key' on my keyboard.

[lolicjj]

You get another keyboard with no key.
I insert mouse

[sbluen]

You get a laser pointer with the ability to change the position of the mouse on any monitor in existence.

I insert a partially existential monitor display device capable of producing imagery unbounded by any laws of physics.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get a mutilated elephant that has travelled all around the world and has given me 1000 Karma.

I insert EpicFirestorm.

[Five In One]

You get burned.

I insert a fully cooked turkey, surrounded by freshly steamed vegetables, hearty mashed potatos, and creamed corn.

[Funkyvenom]

you get fully cooked, freshly steamed, hearty, creamed barf

I insert a quarter

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get a quarter that's been chopped into pieces.

I insert Five In One and Funkyvenom.

[sbluen]

You get a snakebite with five times as much venom as an ordinary snake would give you, of a hallucinogenic venom.

I insert the avatar that you are now going to pick.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get nothing! I'm not about to pick an avatar!

I insert a con artist.

[migster99]

You get negative monies

I insert every thing that has been

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get nothing because the machine has nothing left in it!

For the sake of keeping the thread going, I insert $$$man and gocubbies.