Vending Machine 5.0

[Aves]

You get EM'd by the Vending Machine 5.0. Thank you for playing, and have a nice day. :p
I insert a rampaging Elite Otyugh chasing a Ball Lightning.

[mildlyfrightenedboy]

You get a 0|5 Otyugh that is running away from an 11|6 Ball Lightning.

I insert a Blue Portal.

[Xenocidius]

You get a Yellow Portal.

I insert Dark Matter.

[Qwandri]

You get antimatter.

I insert everyone and their evil twins.

[Aves]

You get sucked into a parallel universe.
I insert said parallel universe.

[Cookiereaper]

you get a black hole

i insert 

[cooroxsenri]

You get 
I insert a trading card.

[Cookiereaper]

you get barbra streisand

i insert my brain

[Aves]

You get a cookie-brain.
I insert a Mercedes-Benz 2011 C-Class (silly advertisements  )

[CoyoteStarrk]

You get a fake Mercedes star.

I insert a puppy.

[yee]

You get group of Japanse schoolgirls going "Kawaiiiii...."

I insert a fangirl.

[mildlyfrightenedboy]

You get a Justin Bieber shirt.

I insert a dollar.