Vending Machine 5.0

[yee]

You get a swordfish (good catch )

I insert tuna pizza.

[Aves]

You get vomit.
I insert a Jem'Hadar.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get confused looks.

I insert a 1mx1mx1m cube of solid, 24-karat gold

[yee]

You get burried by gold sand (yes you are very rich now).

I steal handfull of gold sand and insert it in hopes of another jackpot.

[Djhopper :)]

You get burried by gold sand (yes you are very rich now).

I steal handfull of gold sand and insert it in hopes of another jackpot.

You get nothing (you really surprised it ate your cash?)

I insert my laptop.

[Aves]

Congratulations! You get a virus.
I insert Jupiter.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get asphyxiated.

I insert a black hole.

[Qwandri]

You get A white hole. Also, wasn't that posted before?

I insert mud.

[Aves]

You get an stone pillar.
I insert a demon.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get killed.

I insert money.

[Aves]

You get to pay for my funeral.
I insert a GOTP.
Edit: Darn it I died again!

[ninjamaster1991]

You get 9 damage because it's out of your hand, and not on the field, so you must have discarded it.

I insert an EM