Vending Machine 5.0

[artimies7]

You get a toilet seat.

I insert a lump of malleable clay.

[Aves]

You get a teapot.
I insert a textbook.

[silux]

you got an angry teacher
i insert a GPS

[yee]

You gety your personal Kill Sat.

I insert the town, that got hit by your Kill Sat.

[Aves]

You get a lobotomization.
I insert advertisements.

[yee]

You get spammed by adds.

I insert foorum spam.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get banned.

I insert Notch.

[CAMA2]

You get a wooden carving of a bear

I insert an igloo

[jamesdyer680]

You get an eskimo.

I insert a flamethrower.

[Aves]

You get arrested.
I insert :darknessmark

[yee]

You got your stuff stolen.

I insert dectetive to investigate, who stole your stuff.

[jamesdyer680]

You get me.

I insert a cloak of invisibility (from harry potter)