Vending Machine 5.0

[ZergKing]

you get a badly formed pun

i put in non-existence

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a non-existing item.

I insert 5 days

[ZergKing]

you get 3 days

i put in 3 days

[silux]

you get 1 day

i put 1 day

[ninjamaster1991]

You get -1 days./

I insert a break.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a lunch and the ability to leave work for a few minutes.

I insert the insert key from my keyboard.

[ZergKing]

you get the paste key from your keyboard

i put in a Shoop Da Whoop

[yee]

You get a coin.

I insert a car wheel.

[ZergKing]

you get a spartan lazer to the face

i put in a korean kid

[Gocubbies1212]

The machine takes him/her and says, "please dont be racist."

I insert racism

[ZergKing]

you get a korean kid

i put in Viagra

[yee]

You get 3 playboy covergirls.

I insert the Beginning.