Vending Machine 5.0

[ninjamaster1991]

You get stolen from by the ring.

I wish for a magical cat of wonderful sparkliness

[RagingAlien]

you get a Shrodingers (however you spell it, and please add the ¨ where it should be for me) Cat with the stats of a Spark.

I wish for more easter eggs.

[Spiraler]

You get nothing because you wished, not inserted.

I insert this:

[ninjamaster1991]

You get an angry person.

I insert a coin.

[Spiraler]

You get your money eaten by the otyugh still in the machine.

I insert this:
Spiraler

[artimies7]

You get sucked in instead of getting anything, for it is your name, yes?

I insert an iguana.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get an iguana launched at your face at mach 9 million

I insert a coin again

[RagingAlien]

you get a wish.

I insert a Well.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a stone.

I insert a 'do not disturb, n00bs' sign.

[Flayne]

You get a wedgie



I insert a Chryogenic Lava Golem

[ninjamaster1991]

You get Paradoxed.

I insert a live life lich.

[Flayne]

you get a an itchy lich



I insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000 of these