Vending Machine 5.0

[Flayne]

you get a tiny hydra.



I insert a Megaton hammer.

[artimies7]

You get hammered.

I insert a pair of scissors.

[Flayne]

You get cut.



I insert a giant green monkey

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a tiny... blue.... BOB-OMB!

I insert a money.

[Flayne]

granted, you get an 1/10th of a cent.



I insert a golgi body

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a supernova

I insert a website.

[Flayne]

You get a steam machine.



I insert everything in existence.

[artimies7]

You get a delicious bowl of Ramen, just the way you like it.

I insert NYAN CAT. http://nyan.cat/ (http://nyan.cat/)

[ninjamaster1991]

you get spammed.

I insert smg2

[Spiraler]

You get Shiogoroth, the god of chaos in Oblivion.

I insert more nothing.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a metal fist to the face.

I insert a trattoria.

[RagingAlien]

You get Shiogoroth, the god of chaos in Oblivion.

I insert more nothing.

Thought it was Sheogorath? well, whatever. XD
you get a truck. Yes, that was a multilingual pun thingy while going to portuguese, then back to english.

I insert a Ring of Thievery.