Vending Machine 5.0

[Gocubbies1212]

you get miniaturized

i insert annoying in-game glitches  >.>

[H2Owned]

You get a desync.
I insert a fire quanta.

[nerd1]

you get a diabolical pyromaniac.
i insert http://www.explosm.net/comics/1098/ (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1098/)

[H2Owned]

You get barf.
I insert Obama.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get to know that he is a horrible president.

I insert taxes

[nerd1]

you get a republican with a pitchfork
i insert Obama not being bad, and people just being idiots

[Gocubbies1212]

you get the wrong idea. 
i insert the right idea

[H2Owned]

You get a note from your mother that says "Don't argue about politics on the Elements forum."

I insert the forum games section.

[nerd1]

you get the politics section of the elements forum and a note from me saying "why the hell do you think we have a politics section!!!"
i insert a leopard colored doggy poop bag.

[Gocubbies1212]

u get a sign that says: 
Ninja'd
best of wishes, H2Owned.  sorry for signing ur name H2Owned, was better for the situation

i insert H2O

[H2Owned]

You get a tall glass of water.

I insert Aramis Ramirez

[nerd1]

you get a rascist republican with a pitchfork
i insert 7&8&9&1!!!!!!