Vending Machine 5.0

[Spiraler]

You get 20 years of dust.

I insert zanz.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get Chuck Norris

I insert a baby diaper

[Spiraler]

You get a baby.

I insert a secret that is somehow etched into a diamond.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get a Diamond Shield


I insert an adult diaper (just to see what I get this time)

[Spiraler]

You definitely should've seen this coming, but you get an adult.

I insert my front teeth.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get a white blanket


I put in a calculator

[Spiraler]

You get Harry Potter's glasses.

I insert whatever is in my hand.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get a rock

I insert a bomb

[Spiraler]

You get a bomb-omb costume.

I insert the next replier's mom.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get a Water Nymph

I insert Antagon

[Spiraler]

You get an antlion.

I insert steel golem.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get a Robot

I insert a doorknob