Vending Machine 5.0

[Five In One]

You get light.

I insert darkness.

[ztormtrooper]

you get moon
i insert a potato with cheese

[Five In One]

You get a wasted potato. (Why didn't you eat it? WHY?!? *sobs in corner because of wasted food*)

I insert a potato-with-cheese-grabber halfway in to try and save that potato. *sniff*

[ninjamaster1991]

You get dead.

I insert the Force.

[TheForbiddenOracle]

You get Star Wars

I insert a water bottle

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a hurt Bieber.

I insert a Red Nymph that I don't have.

[TheForbiddenOracle]

You get a relic

I insert a DEAD Bieber

[artimies7]

You get a whole bunch of angry teenage girls who all want to tear your body to tiny little pieces. And you can't argue with Bieber Fever.

I insert the two grams of what is left of TheForbiddenOracle.

[KingOfArmagio]

You get the 78094 grams that aren't left of TheForbiddenOracle.

I insert a noob.

[FeelNFine]

You get an unrelated comment.

I insert elements themed Creepy-pasta.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a vending machine to the head.

I insert an awesome face and chuck norris.

[Ekki]

You get a destroyed Vending Machine and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris (a.k.a. you die)

I insert a keyboard.