Vending Machine 5.0

[KingOfArmagio]

You get the Higgs Boson back. The Machine refused to take it.

I insert a re-programming.

[einherjar145]

U get a desynced program
I insert a 

[ztormtrooper]

you get justin beaver

i insert a woodchipper

[Five In One]

You get chipped wood.

I insert a Haminate Weapon card in hopes of getting delicious ham.

Mmmmm... ham...

[ninjamaster1991]

you get a ham bone.

I insert a lack of the Force.

[ztormtrooper]

you get mace windu

i insert yoda

[Five In One]

You get potatoes.

I've inserted Luke Skywalker a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

[Funkyvenom]

you get fictional dusty bones in a galaxy far far away.

I insert nuclear ultrakillz

[Blazing Moonwalker]

You get an epic kill/death ratio.

I insert some Funky Venom.

[Funkyvenom]

you get insanity before experiencing an excruciatingly painful death

I insert the shadow of hope

[KingOfArmagio]

You get the light of impossibility.

I insert everyone who has posted on this topic except me.

[einherjar145]

U get back everyone and a black hole which sucks u in and only u.
I insert a cap