Vending Machine 5.0

[ztormtrooper]

you recieve 5 french fries

i insert 1337$

[Funkyvenom]

you get a broccoli-flavored gumball.

I insert a sandwich

[Five In One]

You get a witch on the beach.

I insert 7.

[Funkyvenom]

you get 1/3 of a jackpot

I insert the other two 7s

777!

[kitty45]

You get a upside down 777
I insert 

[ninjamaster1991]

You get Tower Shield.

I insert a pack of Mystery spice.

[kitty45]

you get a explosion
I insert a epic 

[Five In One]

You get an epic  .

I insert my evil blueprints.

[kitty45]

You get mad
I insert a epic 

[Five In One]

You get your epic  back.

I insert a bid on my application.

[kitty45]

you get .... NO BIDS!

I insert war

[Five In One]

You get WAR II.

I insert a slave (which I now am).