Vending Machine 5.0

[silux]

you get a cooler signature

I insert a Snake

[kitty45]

you get a
catI insert a meow

[sbluen]

A stuffed mouse is received by you.

Sentences in passive tense are inserted by me.

[Five In One]

Bad grammar gets you.

Insert Yoda, I do.

[ninjamaster1991]

A lightsaber to the head, you get.

I insert a semicolon.

[Five In One]

You get a demicolon.

I insert Me, Myself, and I.

[kitty45]

Y OU GET 
I insert a epic 

[artimies7]

You get 10001101100111101001011001011 (binary)

I insert ,  , and  .

[ztormtrooper]

you get a momentumed lava golem

i insert a potato

[artimies7]

You receive a french fry.

i insert all of the universe.

[ztormtrooper]

you recieve a potato and the universe

i insert 1$

[artimies7]

You get 1 .

I insert the potato that I just recieved.