Vending Machine 5.0

[likelinker]

U get epic 

I insert a piece of toilet paper.

[Five In One]

You get a disturbingly used toilet. It smells particularly nasty.  ???

I insert a "borrowed" pocketwatch.

[einherjar145]

U get a 'Stolen' hourglass
I insert a deck of element cards

[likelinker]

U get a deck of Pokémon cards

I insert 10$

[Funkyvenom]

you get robbed.

I insert the key to the vending machine into the key spot, and turn it.

[kitty45]

you get jammed
I insert Dogg's war application

[artimies7]

You get a sword in the head.

I insert a piece of reheated pizza.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get an epic explosion.

I insert Mythbusters.

[Funkyvenom]

you get busted

I insert 500 billion dollars.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get robbed, too.

I insert the 'robbed' card you just got.

[artimies7]

You get a "noggin punch!" and a bunch of laughs if you got the joke.

I insert my USB cord.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get noggin punched, too.

I insert the war.