Vending Machine 5.0

[Funkyvenom]

you get go$$$cubbiesman

I insert $4.99

[sbluen]

You get a figurine made from paper, copper, zinc, and whatever other metals your coins were made of.

I insert my mortally wounded arm from that graboid I wished for.

[Funkyvenom]

you get death. not the element, but death(you die). that's just what happens when you insert your arm into a vending machine. It takes in the rest of you too. If you don't fit through the tiny slot, it doesn't matter, you just get flattened and twisted and mashed until you fit.

I insert my figurine that I got last post.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. It gets chopped back into $4.99.

I insert my puppy.

[lolicjj]

You get Kitties
I insert [space bar]

[Five In One]

You get [Enter].

I insert "nothing".

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. It gets chopped back into $4.99.

I insert my puppy.

Oops. Just realised I said 'Granted'. I've confused this with Corrupt A Wish. Anyways...

You get "less than nothing".

I insert a way that I won't confuse Vending Machine with Corrupt A Wish.

[Funkyvenom]

you get nothing because sometimes that's impossible.(it happens to me too. )

I insert a deflagration card and 2 quanta ito the machine.

[butcaa]

You get a random permanent destroyed.
I insert Alzaya

[kitty45]

You get a kitkat
I insert a kitkatt

[Five In One]

You get hungry.

I insert Ctrl + Alt + Delete.

[Funkyvenom]

you get logged off

I insert 500,000