Vending Machine 5.0

[Five In One]

You get confusion. (What's tatami?)

I insert whatever-that-thing-is-over-there.

[sbluen]

You get the wooden floorboards underneath it (I looked it up and found that it's a Japanese carpeting system).

I insert the titan from your avatar, and push and shove the massive thing in.

[Five In One]

You get a whole lot of resistance. 50 HP worth, to be precise.

I insert a light, 1 HP Photon.

[einherjar145]

You get a spark, a 1hp Spark to be precise

I insert a card

[Five In One]

You get... THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

I insert a new beginning.

[Ekki]

You get Vending Machine 6.0.

I insert the Vending Machine inside the Vending Machine.

[Five In One]

You get a Vending Machine inside a Vending Machine inside a Vending Machine.

I insert the outermost Vending Machine into the innermost Vending Machine.

[EpicFirestorm]

You get an evil, self-obsessed Vending Machine.

I put in what's left of my cat.

[Five In One]

You get... yuck... better not describe that...

I insert a / deck.

[RagingAlien]

You get a water-powered clock.

I insert the version 1.07 of elements.

[EpicFirestorm]

You get a Time Machine.

I insert my head.

[Five In One]

You get a headache.

I insert a headache.