Vending Machine 5.0

[Funkyvenom]

you get a person throwing up at seeing a disembodied forehead in a vending machine

I insert a bag of popcorn

[Five In One]

You get a movie.

I insert a movie theatre.

[Funkyvenom]

you get a bunch of people.

I insert some dynamite

[Svenningen]

You get alfred nobel!

I insert my cellphone

[Funkyvenom]

you get a nuclear explosion(don't ask how)

I insert a monday

[sbluen]

You get a longer monday.

I insert a big red button that, as I was told, would blow up the planet.

[Olidot]

The machine blows up, but somehow repairs itself, only you're inside now.

I insert some fluff.

[Five In One]

You get ham.

I insert the next person to post here.

[sbluen]

You get a violent confrontation.

From inside the machine, I reach out, grab you, and pull you in, and in doing so, insert you.

[Stickmasterluke]

Nobody is outside to receive the one billion dollars that came out of the machine. 

I insert the one billion dollars into the machine in hopes of getting a gum ball in return. 

[Five In One]

You get a gumball. It's spinach flavored. Oh, and sugar-free, to boot.

I insert a working portajohn because I've been stuck in here a little bit too long...

[Sintendo337]

out comes a broken portajohn

i put in one of my arctic squids