Vending Machine 5.0

[funerallaughter]

you get BBQ

i put in my dirty laundry

[Five In One]

You get laundry detergent.

I insert happiness.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get reported.

I insert a purple nymph

[Wonder]

You get antimatter.

I insert a pancake.

[Funkyvenom]

you get an exploding piccolo

I insert an orange

[rowcla]

you get a purple
i insert snozberries

[Five In One]

You get NASA.

I insert a snow day.

[Wonder]

You get happy kids.

I insert a newbie.

[Five In One]

You get a lot of seemingly self-explanatory questions.

I insert a hat.

[Wonder]

You get flat hair.

I insert a house.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get banned, too.

I insert a hyperlink

[Olidot]

You get "hyperlink" tattooed on your forehead.

I insert the forehead from ^.