Vending Machine 5.0

[rowcla]

you get 2  quanta
i insert jam

[Wonder]

You get Peanut Butter.

I insert a bag of chips.

[rowcla]

you get Doritos
i insert blue cheese

[Five In One]

You get bleu cheese.

I insert an unusually heavy textbook.

[rowcla]

you get a nice light textbook
i insert sausages

[lolicjj]

You get hot dog.
I insert treble clef

[rowcla]

you get bass clef
i insert 5 dollars

[Five In One]

You get your five dollars back because the corner was bent and the machine wouldn't accept it.

I insert a crisp, $1 bill.

[Wonder]

You get a "Please insert one more dollar" message.

I insert another dollar for you.

[Five In One]

You get a "Thank you!" message. Nothing else happens.

I insert a something-or-other.

[Wonder]

You get a other-or-something.

I insert 

[Five In One]

You get a Black Dragon.

I insert a planet or two.