Vending Machine 5.0

[funerallaughter]

You get overwhelmingly negative feedback.

I wish sexy new god.

[Wonder]

You get a new god, fitting your sexy needs.
I insert a empty milk carton.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get a fountain of toxic zombie milk.

I insert 

[Wonder]

You get randomness, in Entropy form.
I insert a penny.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get a new option for the trainer, to play as a false god.

I insert an emoticon.

[Wonder]

You get a  8) ???
I insert 1 Yen

[rowcla]

you get 1 cent
i insert the insert button on my keyboard

[Wonder]

You get a cookie.
I insert one drop of water.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get 1 drop of air.

I insert a computer.

[Wonder]

You get a laptop.

I insert a cellphone.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get 1 drop of air, too.

I insert an infinite number of  .

[Wonder]

You get the vending machine due to the owner retiring.

I insert 2 drops of air.