Vending Machine 5.0

[jamesdyer680]

You get

I insert a check for a billion euros

[BloodAngel]

you won 2

I insert a fate egg

[ZephyrPhantom]

You get a scrambled fate egg.
I insert Kamietsu.

[lolicjj]

You get Kuroaitou (Sorry)
I insert warning post

[sbluen]

You get a confirmation letter and an address to send it to.

I insert a complicated contraption composed of levers, springs, and many, many gears.

[BloodAngel]

You get it back, broken

I insert my homework and tell my teacher the computer ate it 

[ninjamaster1991]

you get your homework, all wrong answers, mailed express to your teacher.

I insert 1500 and press the 'red nymph' button.(strange how you haven't inserted CURRENCY before, and tried to order a rare)

[lolicjj]

You get Blank card card and 1
I insert mouse trap

[ninjamaster1991]

you get dead mouse.

 i insert the blank card and 1 that i got b4.

[lolicjj]

You get Electrum Cards
I insert necroposting warning

[rowcla]

you get a necroposting ban
i insert charlie (who bit me)

what is a necroposting warning anyway

[lolicjj]

You get someone's head.
I insert bread crumbs