Vending Machine 5.0

[killsdazombies]

Gets antimatter and lobo.

Inserts a pumpkin

[Arum]

Gets a mutated crazy psycho killer jack o lanter.
I insert my kat.

[killsdazombies]

You get back a cat. (Most likely in a box (dead and alive))

I insert YoungSot, cause he's a jerk.

[Arum]

You get a paradox.
I take that paradox and insert it.

[killsdazombies]

You lose the game. I insert YoungSot's dead body.

[Arum]

It turns into you.
I insert an inverse paradox.

[eaglgenes101]

You get a stone maxwell's demon.
I insert the god that made that happen.
(Anyone recognise the mythology reference?)

[Arum]

You get medusa. (Medusa wasn't a god. She was a gorgon, cursed to be so ugly, any who looked upon her became stone.)
I insert my house.

[eaglgenes101]

You get medusa. (Medusa wasn't a god. She was a gorgon, cursed to be so ugly, any who looked upon her became stone.)
I insert my house.

Wrong one. I was trying to reference Zeus, who prevented a paradox by turning a hunting dog and a fox to stone. That should be enough to fish out the details from a search.
You get a crushed pebble.
I insert a crushed diamond.

[Arum]

You get minecraft. I insert medusa.

[Drake_XIV]

Gets Adder

Inserts Python

[Cheesy111]

Gets Monty Python.

Inserts Monty Burns.