Vending Machine 5.0

[Waterknight2012]

The machine turns gay

I insert 

[ninetyfools]

You get Sprite.
I insert a somehow contained black hole

[Waterknight2012]

You get Sprite.
I insert a somehow contained black hole

You get ripped-off
I insert Weed

[ninetyfools]

U get cocaine
I insert all the computers in the world in this incredible machine

[Waterknight2012]

U get a refund and a magical receipt saying "I am sorry Waterknight2012s computor is too good for you"

I insert 

[artimies7]

You get your smilies taken away.

I insert my belt.

[Waterknight2012]

You get a spanking

I insert PB&J crusts

[ninetyfools]

You get a spanking

I insert PB&J crusts

You get a thumbs down
I insert Waterknight2012

[Waterknight2012]

The machine explodes from awesomeness

I insert a new machine

[rowcla]

you get 
I insert Rainbow dash cloud
GASP! why does this keep happening!!!!!!
ah well for your post
you get the old one
I insert rainbow dash cloud

[Waterknight2012]

you get a heat seeking missal, and you blow up
i insert 

[DeathAngelx]

you get a heat seeking missal, and you blow up
i insert 

You get  from a sumo wrestler

I insert JACKIE CHAN!