Vending Machine 5.0

[Aves]

You get 
I insert 

[Djhopper :)]

you get awesomeness

I insert a fish

[artimies7]

You get chicken niblets.

I insert a mass of suspicious-looking matter.

[yee]

You get dark matter.

I insert antimatter.

[einherjar145]

You get positive matter.

I insert antagon's grave

[yee]

You get antagons's zombie.

I insert Holy Light (damages death and darkness creatures).

[Aves]

You get Holy Darkness.
I insert Moldy Darkness.

[artimies7]

You get Muck.

I insert memories.

[Aves]

You get memories of my first 71 posts here.
I insert the set of prime numbers.

[mildlyfrightenedboy]

You get memories of my first 71 posts here.
I insert the set of prime numbers.

You get congrats for reaching 100 pointless pages.
I insert bitter tears.

[$$$man]

You get orphan tears
I insert big balls.

[glopso]

You get your balls back, except they are now actual-size (that is to say, relatively small).

I insert AN ALIEN PSYCHIC FROM THE FUTURE!