Vending Machine 5.0

[Aves]

You get epic music.
I insert epic failure.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get an epic win.

I insert an epic google.

Linky: http://www.toobigtouse.com/

[0gr0]

you get an epic FAIL
I insert you

[Sewdri]

You get him.
I insert pronouns.

[Djhopper :)]

You get bad grammar.

I ilsert werse.

[Aves]

You get berated by [relevant noun].
I insert madlibs.

[Chapuz]

I get madlibs.

I insert 97 pages.

[Aves]

You get a newspaper.
I insert the New York Times.

[Sewdri]

You get Eastern Standard Time.
I insert eternity.

[bored_ninja777]

you get returned to the top of the deck
i insert schrodingers cat

[Aves]

You get wave-particle duality.
I insert the limit as x approaches infinity of sinx.

[bored_ninja777]

you get more calculus homework
i insert myself