Vending Machine 5.0

[Djhopper :)]

You get a paradox.

I insert mush created by paradox.

[Aves]

You get sucked in.
I insert molten .

[Djhopper :)]

You get third degree burns.

I insert forgetfullness.

[Sewdri]

You get amnesia.
I insert insomnia.

[Djhopper :)]

You get really tired.

I insert bags under eyes.

[1chase1997]

You get a bag full of eyes.
I insert 

[Aves]

You get angry.
I insert 500 liters of rage potion.

[Djhopper :)]

You get "don't get mad, get uber!"

I insert Essence.

[Sewdri]

You get antimatter.
I insert variables.

[1chase1997]

You get numbers.
I insert my biology homework

[Djhopper :)]

You get hours of bordom.

I insert the third hour.

[artimies7]

You get the thirteenth hour.

I insert an epic hat.