Vending Machine 5.0

[artimies7]

You get an air freshener.

I insert a laminated piece of paper.

[Sewdri]

You get the book of Lamentation.
I insert philosophy.

[Djhopper :)]

You get a paradox.

I insert 

[yee]

You get less .

I insert magic.

[Aves]

You get Elements.
I insert the world.

[0gr0]

you get LIFE
i insert a corpse

[Sewdri]

You get sour feeling in your stomach.
I insert Cave Johnson's combustible lemons.

[yee]

You get some lemonade.

I insert yellow submarine.

[Sewdri]

You get bitten by toxic beatles.
I insert an entomologist.

[yee]

You get overrun by insects.

I insert bug spray.

[Aves]

You get showered with carcinogens.
I insert a diagnosis.

[philipapw]

You get doc mario
I insert a vending machine (5.0 of course)