Vending Machine 5.0

[Sewdri]

You get crap raining down on you from the heavens.
I insert an umbrella

[Aves]

You get your umbrella exploded.
I insert the charred remains.

[Sewdri]

You get a lump of coal.
I insert milk a cookies.

[Aves]

You get milk b cookies.
I insert milk c cookies.

[Djhopper :)]

You get no cookies.
I insert dynamite.

[Sewdri]

You get exponentially less dynamite than you put in.
I insert math.

[Djhopper :)]

You get numbers.

I insert the small amount of dynamite left.

[Sewdri]

You get burnt hands.
I insert aloe.

[yee]

You get Purify.

I insert wave.

[Aves]

You get a sinusoid.
I insert the derivative of that sinusoid.

[Sewdri]

You get derived.
I insert my shadow.

[Aves]

You get drenched in liquid shadow.
I insert WoE Team Aether's awesomeness.