Vending Machine 5.0

[Sewdri]

You get a second big bang.
I insert a chaos seed.

[Aves]

You get a chaos tree.
I insert 2 Watts of (chaos) power.

[Sewdri]

You get shocked by the amount of normality is in 2 watts of (chaos) power.
I insert insanity.

[Aves]

You get a paradox.
I insert battery powered fusion reactors.

[Sewdri]

You get batteries that don't have a charge.
I insert nuclear powered battery chargers.

[Djhopper :)]

You get a battery, that promptly blows up in your face.

[Aves]

You get a battery, that promptly blows up in your face.

As I can't see what you inserted, I'm assuming it's invisible.

You get visible text in the form of this sentence.
I insert reflective shield.

[yee]

You get Mirror shield.

I insert cosmic horror.

[Sewdri]

You get a cosmopolitan.
I insert ethanol and matches.

[1chase1997]

you get an explosion in a can

i insert pizza

[yee]

You get Discworld.

I insert the Great Turtle, that carries the World.

[Aves]

You get Atlas.
I insert Pegasus.