Vending Machine 5.0

[yee]

You get banana.

I insert some leftovers.

[Aves]

You get left over there.
I insert an otyugh.

[Sewdri]

you get +1 att and +1 def but are than hit by pandemonium and are frozen...
I insert a pickle 

[yee]

You get cucumber.

I insert Glow

[Aves]

You get a photon.
I insert a ray of light.

[Sewdri]

You get blinded
I insert a pendulum of darkness

[Aves]

You get your darkness pendulum stolen by somebody.
I insert industrial waste.

[Sewdri]

You get toxic waste.
I insert baby spiders.

[yee]

You get Acromantulas (giant spiders from Harry Potter).

I insert Fluffy

[Aves]

You get a plushie.
I insert a sepulcher.

[Sewdri]

You get an elite skeleton.
I insert schrodinger's cat.

[Aves]

You get duality.
I insert Infinite Parallel Universes.