Vending Machine 5.0

[yee]

You get destilled awesome.

I insert Zenato's gambit.

[Aves]

You get Zeno's paradox. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno%27s_paradoxes#Achilles_and_the_tortoise)
I Insert an infinite geometric series.

[yee]

You get traped into hyper cube.

I insert definition of cube.

[Aves]

You get a Rubik's Cube.
I insert A 440.

[artimies7]

You get 404.

I insert icecream.

[Djhopper :)]

You get rid of your ice cream.

I insert the looks on the faces of the people reading this 

[Jocko]

You get an autographed picture of me.
I insert the at the end of DJHopper

[Djhopper :)]

You get nothing; coz it's mine.

I insert a fish.

[Aves]

You get a rubber fish.
I insert paperwork.

[yee]

You get over worked secretary.

I insert Tic-Tac.

[Aves]

Your forum avatar gets nailed (broken in half in the process) to the wall.
I insert the broken pieces of an Electrocuter.

[rowcla]

you get electrocuted
I insert a sonic rainboom