Vending Machine 5.0

[yee]

You get one of the best free game on internet.

I insert internet.

[Jocko]

You explode
I insert the remaining pieces of Yee.

[Aves]

You get mutilated by his reanimated corpse.
I insert a zombie horde.

[yee]

You get hero with flamethrower.

I insert ash (remains of the zombies).

[Qwandri]

You get zombie-pheonix-jesus, who promptly walks on blood while conjuring extremely spicy bread and brains.

I insert vault boy.

[Aves]

You get a mutant.
I insert the mutant.

[Qwandri]

You get vault boy.

I insert the life that your avatar drains out of everyone that looks at it.

[Aves]

You get an EM on the AI0.
I insert the  you earned.

[Qwandri]

You get 1/2 a pillar.

I insert another two electrum.

[yee]

You get 2 coins.

I isert a coin.

[Cookiereaper]

you get sweets

i insert toothpaste

[philipapw]

You get a tooth brush.

I insert the two following statements

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.