Vending Machine 5.0

[Aves]

You get lobotomized.
I insert an Elite Skeleton.

[Djhopper :)]

You get a bag of bones.

I steal your bag of bones, turn it into a graveyard and insert it into the vending machine.

[Aves]

You get a normal skeleton.
I insert a loaf of bread.

[Djhopper :)]

You starve.

I insert your dead body.

[Aves]

You get EM'd by my resurrection.
I insert Holy Cow.

[Jocko]

You get holy milk.
I insert Holy Cheese.

[Djhopper :)]

You get a holy fat person.

I insert holy barf.

[Aves]

You get holy sewage.
I insert holy septic tank.

[CPU24/7]

You get nothing more than sparks of a broken machine.

I insert a malignant cell.

[Aves]

You get nothing.
I insert bad spelling.

[Xenocidius]

You get told off by your English teacher.
I insert Zanzarino.

[NikaZaslavsky]

You get blown away by his awesomeness 8)

I insert Elements the Game