Vending Machine 5.0

[yee]

You get "I'm back" message.

I insert flying Dagger.

[Jocko]

You get stabbed by a flying dirk.
I insert this topic.

[Aves]

You get pwned by this awesome topic.
I insert trident.

[Jocko]

You get your pillars destroyed.
I insert SG.

[Qwandri]

You get SG. Scaredguy, her (?)evil(?) twin.

I insert the ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[Jocko]

You get your mind controlled ALL GLORY THE HYPNOTOAD
I insert flooding.

[NikaZaslavsky]

You get drowned

I insert a tornado

[Aves]

You get a LA'd Blessed Wyrm.
I insert precognition.

[NikaZaslavsky]

You get to see my hand

I insert quintinessence

[Aves]

You get quintessence (upped)
I insert the oracle's supply of antimatter.

[yee]

You get anhilated.

I insert the energy created by your anhilation.

[Djhopper :)]

You get your face burnt off.

I insert your face.