Vending Machine 2.0

[Kuross]

You get to thinking about something else entirely and win

I insert dorito potato chips

[Wardead]

You get water.

I win.

[Kuross]

You get a tshirt saying "you won"

I insert a parallel universe

[Wardead]

You get an annoying twin

I insert Cholera.

[Kuross]

you get to see if you can make it to the bathroom on time!

I insert Stewie

[Gocubbies1212]

you get peter griffin

i insert adult swim

[Kuross]

You get a most awesome cable segment!

I insert ATHF

[Gocubbies1212]

you get nachos. 

i insert cheese.

This is my 51st post on this topic.  sad i missed my 50th

[theloconate]

you get http://trollphysics.tumblr.com/

I insert DURRRRR HURRRRRR HUR HUR HUR HURRRR

[xKelevra]

You get da herpderp.

I insert da pilipino sol.

[sebysebyseby]

you get a little kid crying for ice cream

I insert a big lolipop

[Kuross]

you get a doctor asking "how'd that get in there?!"

I insert a matchbox car