Vending Machine 2.0

[Ryli]

You get inserted by Antagon.
I insert Anakin Skywalker.

[Tom Chunata]

You get darth vader
I insert a precognition

[7wavemaster]

You get a Oompa Loompa.
I insert Charlie.

[Korugar]

You get your finger bit.

I insert a noob.

[sbluen]

The machine does nothing for 70 seconds and then adds 1 point to your score and gives you a pillar.

I insert a request for a return of the corrupt-a-wish game.

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a rejection letter. 
I somehow insert the vending machine into itself.

[EvaRia]

You get a wormhole.
I insert "This+Fractal=OP"

[manaboy100]

You get Chuck Norris

I insert my hand

[sbluen]

You get a mulligan.

I insert a land mine.

[Gocubbies1212]

you lose the vending machine in an explosion.

i buy another and insert my hopes of joining the war

[manaboy100]

You get a free pass to watch the war

I insert my gloomy future

[Ryli]

You get a free pass to watch the war

I insert my gloomy future

You get an apology from the master of the future.
I insert a star.