Vending Machine 2.0

[RavingRabbid]

You get an invincible Mario
I insert 6,023 x 10²³ molecules of Water

[Salamence_747]

You get an ice sculpture of a mole.

I insert myself feetfirst.

[Ryli]

You get a wtf look from the next person in line.

I insert my Longbow.

[EvaRia]

You get a hunting rifle.
I insert a Bold Letter.

[Salamence_747]

You get a frightened letter.

I insert my "R" key.

[RavingRabbid]

You get an ù letter.
I insert the person after me in line.

[Korugar]

You get one of my Tae kwon do kicks to your face.

I insert a candy bar.

[manaboy100]

You get another candy bar, it's caramel. And oh, it has some kind of hidden prize(Psst, It's some old Pr0N Magazine probably)

I insert your face

[Gocubbies1212]

u get the backside of his head.

i insert  .  (yes, light can be inserted into something.)

[Mahon]

You notice a sign that says 2  minimum.

I insert another  .

[Malignant]

You get a bubble.
I insert <This word has been deleted because of stupidness>.

[Gocubbies1212]

You get a bubble.
I insert <This word has been deleted because of stupidness>.

+  =    ??????