Vending Machine 2.0

[Wardead]

You get nomnomnom'ed

I insert your nomnomnom'ed body

[Gocubbies1212]

u get him back with a note saying:  we dont want an eaten body.

i try to insert it again

[Wardead]

You get "Rejected"

I insert "Accepted"

[Kuross]

You get one step below Aes Sedai 

I insert Pat Sajak

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a question

i insert the question:  what?

[Kuross]

You get an answer

I insert randomness

[Wardead]

You get the random answer

I insert The Game

PS: You lost.

[Gocubbies1212]

u get sureness.

i insert funnyness

[Wardead]

You get sadness

I insert Ninjas

[Kuross]

you get ninja repellant

I insert fluffy bunnies

[Ekki]

You get ninja'd

I insert spam

ninja'd

[Wardead]

You get Spammers and trolls

I insert The Game

PS: You lost.